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		<title>Dance, everyone dance.</title>
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		<title>Fatty Lumps</title>
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		<title>Sweatin&#8217; like a farm animal</title>
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		<title>Sandra Lee Loves Jews</title>
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		<title>It&#8217;s fucking hot outside</title>
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		<title>That&#8217;s not orange juice!</title>
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If you see a shadowy figure rummaging through bins of discarded bed pans at the hospital, it&#8217;s probably THIS guy. His hobbies include collecting urinal cakes and long strolls down the adult diaper aisle. GHEY.
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		<title>Forged in the Fire Of Their Loins</title>
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The Ove Glove is designed for temperatures in excess of 522.04 degress Kelvin. But can it widthstand the scathing inferno of their passionate man-love?

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		<title>Attention Deficit Disorder</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Wanna go ride your bike?
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		<title>Holy shit, we&#8217;re back!</title>
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