That’s not orange juice!

If you see a shadowy figure rummaging through bins of discarded bed pans at the hospital, it’s probably THIS guy. His hobbies include collecting urinal cakes and long strolls down the adult diaper aisle. GHEY.
Forged in the Fire Of Their Loins

The Ove Glove is designed for temperatures in excess of 522.04 degress Kelvin. But can it widthstand the scathing inferno of their passionate man-love?
Attention Deficit Disorder
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Wanna go ride your bike?
Unfortunate Circumstances

"Last one on the manboat is a hetero!"
Holy shit, we’re back!
Hey assholes, we’re back online. After about a 5 year hiatus gheysites.com is finally back. The Asians couldn’t be happier.
